BEER will be short supply, more expensive and may taste different as climate change affects barley production, a scientist says.
Drought conditions in parts of Australia where malting barley was grown was likely to get worse, according to Jim Salinger of New Zealand's National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research.
The single most dangerous aspect of global warming.
Apocalypse !
Bring on the wheat beer! The Lord Nelson's Pale Ale... mmm...
Bring on the wheat beer! The Lord Nelson's Pale Ale
With this in our arsenal, we can stand a chance against global warming. ;) ... and we will fight for every drop.
mmmm...Nelson's Pale Ale.......
I think wheat may end up in short supply too Red Wolf.....
I better plant some limes....
OMG! I'm going to dig up the grass outside and plant barley...
I'm going to dig up the grass outside
That reminds me of another problem, hopefully, the grass will not be badly affected.
hmm... Interesting. Are you going do harvest in and all the other things you need to do? Or are you just going to grow it?
Oh yes... my mother used to brew beer in a huge plastic tub in the kitchen... it's very easy.
Brewing is easy. Malting? Not so much. You can't make beer from unmalted barley.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh, an effect of climate change that doesn't bother me.......didn't think that could happen...heh.
this should make the doubting Thomases see how serious global warming is...
Yes, yes. Now that the extremely destructive side of global warming has bared itself, we should do everything to prevent it.
we must begin a secret stockpile in a bunker somewhere.
we must begin a secret stockpile in a bunker somewhere
should we ask government funding for that?
No. Considering the Bush Administration's competence, they'd make us fill the bunker with Coors Lite.
Does this mean no more chocolate malts? If it does, I am going to need some beer.
@ Tamh and Harshpaul....
I volunteer to guard the beer stockpile...I know it will be a long thankless task but hey - someone's gotta do it
I'll look after the key, ha ha!
and I will stay inside the bunker, just to make sure it's safe. ;)
rats! you got me!
Hehe... Looks like you guys are going to have to watch each other while you guard the beer...
Harsh... If you're in the bunker doesn't that mean you have direct access to the beer? and with Tamh having the key... It means that you're locked in...
You got yourself a good wicket there...
I have already decided there are no toilets down there.
Hey!! You are cruel. Evil.
:o)
I've been doing a bit of arithmetic....
4 people down there guarding the beer........how we can be sure we have all the essential varieties....how much of each variety we should safeguard....
like.......how long are we gonna be down there?
who's organising the food...
PS TAMH: we can construct a nice, non-smelly earth closet in no time.........and there's always the empties ;)
Sarcophilus, you are just too smart! I never thought of the empties! OK, I concede :o)
Now that Sarcophilus has shown us the way, I think my stay inside the bunker would be good... with plenty of BEER. ;)
Beer is affected here also, but it's because of the energy crisis not global warming.
Cost may make you cry in your beer
Like everything else that is wrong in this country... It's Bush's fault! :)
* I think I need another beer!*
BEER is in big trouble.
It's Bush's fault
No, it's Osama's fault. Let's step up the war on terror. ;)
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